We’re all here for some reason, and that’s OK!
Two decades on stage and international tours have shaped my journey as an award-winning performer, earning titles like “Best in Burlesque” in 2024 & 2025, and even “Best Last Place” in 1983. For eleven years, I ran the best little burlesque venue, built solely from my undiagnosed ADHD, unyielding nerve, and exceptional lighting. I did it, and it was a blast. Yet, it was also completely unhinged, in both the best and worst ways. The VVR has officially closed its doors now, but the open roads and travel are calling. What once thrived under stage lights or behind backstage curtains now lives here, where you can find all the good stuff, the archives, and the new unhinged shenanigans that you know and love to hate me for. Stick around, it'll be fun, I promise!
Caught on the Fly!
Behind the Curtain
Welcome!!
This is my real life, beyond all the nonsense and shenanigans mentioned here. I’m also a partner, a wife, a mother, a grandmother, a neighbor. Someone’s ex-wife. Someone's ex-best friend. Someone's best friend. Someone's family member - and someone's ex-family member. Someone who’s been remembered and someone who’s been forgotten. Someone who's made a difference - and someone who hasn't. Outside of all of this, I’m a real human being.
Some of you like it spicy. Some of you don't - and that's perfectly OK. Enjoy all of it, some of it, or none at all.
This is me, unapologetically. Stay if it suits you. No hard feelings if it doesn't.
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Two decades of stage presence, one microphone, zero dead air.
Short, confident, and speaks directly to what makes a good MC — comfortable on stage, keeps energy up, no awkward silences.
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